- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Oh no! My life is ruined!

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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