A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Joe Biden

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Wats a joke?

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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