Joe Biden

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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My name is Harry.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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This is an anti-joke.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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