2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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The Pope

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Women's rights

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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porn-hub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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My life :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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