Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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My pet rock died.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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