- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Snausages.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

My butt!!!!

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

what happens during a climax apples

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

:O + :P = 69

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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