- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Black people

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Their, they're, there You're, your

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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