- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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