A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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whats brown? poop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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