Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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