How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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123 Main street

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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KKK

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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