Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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mc hammers income.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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