What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Women's rights

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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knock knock who's there police

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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