- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

knock knock how there me ok come in

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

The weels on the bus go...flat

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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