[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

A: B: No pun intended.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

you just contradicted yourself.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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