what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

We are lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Your mom.

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