Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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