roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Niki Minaj's ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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