How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Anti Joke

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