A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Butt Sex.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Iggy Azalea

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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