- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Women's rights.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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