What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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