- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Comedy.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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