- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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