Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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