3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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