Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

knock knock ... no one was in

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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