what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

your mother hates you

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

The cow went moo

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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