Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

obama's promises

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

hi corey

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

thumbs up!

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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