- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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