Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Zach Barlow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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