Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Women.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Nickelback

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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