Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Justin Beiber

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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