- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Matt is not funny.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

miley cyrus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Matty B

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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