What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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The game!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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