Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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