- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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