- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Poop

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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