- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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