Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A walrus walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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