Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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poo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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