This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Anti Joke

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