how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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poop is very very yummy.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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