Where do babies come from? My garage

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Mrs. Welsh

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Butt Sex.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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