- Anti Joke

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued