Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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this girl died

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Woman's Rights

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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