Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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terry stockton is straight

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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want a balloon? yeah

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Penis.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Chinese drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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