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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Knock Knock! Come in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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