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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Knock knock Get off my porch.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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