What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Butt Sex.

My life :(

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Gays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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