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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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