- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

This is a joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Snausages.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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