- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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