What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Twenty-Four

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Hello

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Not Steve Jobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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