what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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I am on a escalator.

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An asian without a future.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Dick spice

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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