- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

A: B: No pun intended.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

You're Adopted.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

hey guys what's up?

Matt Damon

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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