- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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