Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Black History Month

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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