- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What is 8 times 4? 32

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

who is awesome? no one...

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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