why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

colby doesnt shave

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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