- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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