- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

You're Adopted.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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