what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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colby doesnt shave

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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