why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Kathy Griffin.

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Where's my tractor?

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Anti Joke

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