- Anti Joke

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body