Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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