what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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