- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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