GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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for keeps?

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The Pope

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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