What's a small person? A midget

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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