What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

no

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

mc hammers income.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Anti Joke

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