whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Gay's rights

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

I hate blackniggers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

WNBA

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Minecraft.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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