Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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