- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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