An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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