We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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